… or for any other man I would admit to knowing.

I guess this guy truly is the sanctimonious, narrow-minded dork I always took him to be.
The guy says that men cheat because there are women who will cheat with them.
Something must be wrong with me:
I’ve come across women who cheat with married men. I have actually known women who have cheated with married men, would do it again if asked.
Yet in over forty years I have never cheated… and that goes back to before Liz and I were married.
Come to think of it, let’s make that over forty-one years.
If I want to be able to walk around all day, all over the place with a handgun strapped to my hip then I’ll move to an open-carry state.
If I want to smoke pot legally, I’ll move to an enlightened state.
Those states merely make themselves available to me. I would be the one that actually made the move.
Can’t blame Auggie Busch or the Clydesdales because I spent three-quarters of a decade in a drunken stupor.
But if I had ever wanted to cheat I likely would have called up one of those women Steve blames for it all.
And the brother is just warming up:

“Men cheat because there’s so many women out there willing to cheat with them.”
So it’s never the guy’s idea upon which he acts? It’s always Jezebel’s fault?
And he just keeps going and going from there:
“Her husband nags. That’s new. Maybe you should check your husband’s ‘man card.’”
Ol’ Steve just barks out orders at women I take it? And they jump as his very word?
“There isn’t a ‘real man’ living that can live without one of you. He does not exist. We have to have you.”
Regarding, what? Sexuality? Homosexuality? No. As usual, Steve speaks for all men. No, just for all “real men”?
No. Ain’t that either, ’cause he doesn’t.

And in response to a woman asking how to explain to a man that she’s not interested in him:
‘’You cannot stop a guy. Once a guy is interested in you, we lock in. We don’t care what you do.”
I believe that could be said about rape. So all men are prospective rapists. At least, all “real men” who “have to have (women)” like Steve does…
they are.
Steve says so.
I guess that means an affirmative defense on rape charges would be “Whoa, dude … I’m a GUY! Not my fault God made me a rapist. Just ask Steve.”

This misogynist moron is passing this pompous pontificating off on a massive TV audience day after day, and women are lapping it up with a rusty, mold-infested soup ladle.
“Real” women, of course.
According to Steve’s omniscient beliefs.
This pompous putz doesn’t speak for me or for a good deal of the guys I’ve ever met or would care to know.
But he has a talk show and I don’t so I guess that makes him an expert.
I mean…
he’s been married three times to my once, and practice is said to make perfect, so ….