“MESS WITH THE BEST AND YOU DIE LIKE THE REST”

(with the obligatory accompanying graphic looking down the barrel of a six-shooter)

Okay, let me try to clarify a few things here if I might:

A) please define “mess”. Is that like, what, inadvertently flicking a booger on your windshield when you were weaving in and out of all three lanes on the highway doing at least 90 and passing on the shoulders?

B) in what respect are you referring to yourself as “the best”? We need to set some standards to give your statement any latent credibility. This cannot be a consensus of one unless you are indeed “the best”, but we have yet to establish that.

C) “… and you die”? Making you judge, jury and/or executioner? So, on top of being “the best” you are also omniscient AND omnipotent?

D) “… like the rest.” Exactly how many people have you already killed for flicking a booger on your windshield?

Whatever.

Let’s just agree I’ll let you keep thinking you’re a bad ass and you let me keep living for finding you pitiful.

Deal?