Retired Judge Judith Sheindlin
I’m not even sure if she’s licensed to practice law any more.
Good old Judge Judy.
Such wit, such charm.
“They don’t keep me here because I’m 5′ 10″ and gorgeous: they keep me here because I’m smart.”
No, you delusional dimwit, they keep you there because:
A) You’re a mouthy bitch who never hears anything you don’t want to;
B) You’re argumentative, rude, insulting and obnoxious;
C) People are finally getting tired of Jerry Springer;
D) You make your sponsors lots and lots and lots of money.
The fact is that this TV host makes $123,000.00 per day.
And you can bet your first born child she doesn’t work anywhere close to eight hours a day, five days per week.
That comes out to $45,000,000.00 per year.
And you can bet your second born she doesn’t work fifty weeks per year (gotta figure on two weeks vacation).
She has a net worth of $200,000,000.00 …
for being a fucking loud-mouth.
According to the United States Government Bureau of Labor Statistics, the average Special Education School Teacher makes $60,410.00 per year. Maybe $305.10 per day figuring nine months.
And you can bet your favorite dog a teacher doesn’t work only eight hours a day no matter what the schedule or time clock says.
That means your average Special Education School Teacher would have to work 745 years to make what this wretched old hag makes in one year, assuming of course that they start working from the day they were born.
And teachers still probably work the first ten years taking out wads of cash out of their paychecks to pay off their Student Loans.
But Judy makes this ungodly amount of money for helping deodorizing trash bags, feminine hygiene spray, paper towels and butt-wipe, detergents, local Personal Injury shysters, national Class Action suit shysters, tire shops, greasy-ass pizza franchises, Pampers (but not Depends), yogurt, cosmetics tested on animals, battery-operated laser hair removal systems and automatic crapper cleaners.
For doing the same thing Maury Povich does.
I think we all know what Special Ed teachers do.
Doesn’t make sense … but it’s true.