Classic. Epic. Historic. Painfully hysterical. Axiomatic.
Before we get any deeper into this shit, you gotta check this song out…
Say “hello” to Mark Wach, as in “Wach ya doin’?” Which he would answer by sayin’,
“Gettin’ drunk and shootin’ the shit.”
“‘Shootin’ the shit’, Mark?”
“Yeah, you know, shootin’ the yard…the lawnmower… The shit.”
They grow ’em a special kind of weird in Florida.
Mark was all drunk and shooting his lawnmower with a .380 pistol, which looks something like this for those of you who don’t live in the United States and get them free in your cereal boxes. The police come over because apparently shooting your lawnmower is illegal in Florida, and didn’t they make a CSI Episode about that with Horatio on one knee, tearing his sunglasses away from his face while saying, “It’s what Redneck people do.”
Because that’s the new slogan…
View original post 198 more words