This one was a whole lot easier to figure out.
It was also far more offensive.
On the back of a van with the little stick figures of Mom and Pop, four kids and a dog; an NRA sticker about their cold, dead hands; an outline of a fish with a cross superimposed; a “Duck Dynasty” decal; and an advisory that in the event of rapture, the vehicle would be unmanned:
“YOU CAN’T BE LIBERAL AND CHRISTIAN”
So, if I don’t vote for every single candidate of your choice and support every proposition or measure of your choosing then I am going to hell.
Another one of those idiots who strongly think the state should leave the church the hell alone, but passionately believe the church should run the state.
And people who are that preposterously pompous and pious, that staggeringly self-righteous and stupid wonder why they get a bad rap.
… see you in church, asshat.
(And by the way, Jesus was a long-haired, bearded, Jewish laborer who hung around with street people and trashed a temple because of his era’s version of Savings & Loans. Hardly the poster boy for Religious Right, huh?)